Title: Sexy Motherpucker
A Bad Motherpuckers Novel
Author: Lili Valente
Genre: Steamy Romantic Comedy/Hockey Romance
Release Date: May 22, 2017
When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouthâin front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girlâyou would think Iâd hit rock bottom.
Letâs back this up a secâ¦
Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badgerâs NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friendâ¦until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was âstepmomâ material.
A.K.A, not me, apparently.
The problem? Iâm crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. Weâre still friends, after all, and friends donât let friends fake it alone.
Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-lawsâ house, or in a hotel room where weâre sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.
I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if sheâs beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart Iâve ever known?
I donât want to fall in love. I really donât. The whole âpretend girlfriendâ thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time.
But when it comes to Laura?
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten dinner at midnight with French men who couldnât be trusted to keep their mouths on their food, and walked alone through Munichâs red light district after dark and lived to tell the tale.
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.
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