From the USA Today and Internationally bestselling author of The Club Series, Lauren Rowe, comes a sexy standalone romantic comedy: Ball Peen Hammer.
Keane Morgan wouldn’t return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it. I didn’t want to drive from Seattle to L.A. with the guy any more than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin’ choice in the matter--at least, not if I wanted to use his brother Dax’s coveted parking spot at UCLA.
Okay, so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous, and, fine, pretty funny, too. But did he have to be so damned in love with himself? I mean, jeez, the cocky way he flashed those dimples was just so orchestrated. And, honestly, what kind of guy uses the phrase “baby doll” with a straight face? Oh, that’s right: the kind of guy who’s a male stripper.
Yup, the cocky jerk turned out to be Seattle’s answer to Magic Mike, a stripper known as “Ball Peen Hammer”--which meant Keane Morgan was emphatically not the kind of guy I’d ever fall for.
Not. At. All.
No freakin’ way.
Well, until Keane convinced me to fall for him, that is.
Which I did.
Ball Peen Hammer is a full-length, standalone sexy romantic comedy about Keane Morgan (one of four Morgan brothers introduced in The Club Series) and Maddy Milliken (the little sister of Hannah Banana Montana Milliken).
Although Keane and Maddy’s love story is set in the universe of The Club Series, it is a standalone novel with no cliffhanger and no prior reading required. Due to strong language and sexual content, this book is not intended for readers under the age of 18.
Ball Peen Hammer is an easy read, a Good Rom Com that will give you plenty giggles.
I have to admit when I first started reading I found it over the top funny, the things keane Morgan says is like when someone is trying to over impress someone and it just isn't funny, it's more annoying but I grew to except that this was just Keane, he says the most stupid and outrageous things including over the top funny quotes.
He calls himself a handsome and happy lad among other self complimenting words and he pops his dazzling smile and dimple when the mood fits, which is often for the ladies.
I grew to like this annoying boy called Keane Morgan, the stripper other wise known as Ball Peen hammer.
Maddy and Keane meet when arrangements are made by their siblings to travel together from Seattle to L.A.
Maddy is due to move in with her sister travelling across state, Maddy's sister Hannah who is in LA has a neighbor who's brother Keane is also going to be making a trip to visit and audition for some jobs. Hannah gives Maddy Keane's details to make travel arrangements so she isn't making the long trip alone.
Maddy and keane don't hit it off straight away, on top of Keane ignoring Maddy Milliken's messages for days thinking she's some stalker then Keane's best friends sending Maddy Milliken a dick pic, he also turns out to be the biggest self proclaimed man-whore she has ever met, Keane claims no woman can resist him.
Two days of travelling though have them hitting it off more like best friends, Keane can't get over Maddy being able to resist his charms though and is surprised she not once tries it on with him and he tries every trick in his book, he's never been friend-zoned, Maddy believes in chemistry and Keane just doesn't give it to her, well not at first anyway. It turns out maddy likes Kean more than the ball Peen Hammer side of him he puts out.
Ball peen hammer is a funny story with a heartwarming hea and an over the top charismatic hot funny guy, a good light read to settle down with and you get a good fix of all that is Keane Morgan.
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